Episode 88
Keep it in your pants! (and other bad ideas).
Welcome back Archivists. This is our last show before we take our spring break. In this episode we bounce all over the place. First we look at the Cicada apocalypse that will block out the sun and make Lobo curl up in the fetal position. We look at a paranormal dating service. We take a look at a daredevil who tried to cross a river with his pony tail and a zip line (that didn’t end so well.) A man who thinks he’s controlled by Satellites and will not stop calling 911 ( That won’t end well either..) A Indiana man runs naked through the streets terrorizing the statehouse. A man chops off his own penis, A Florida teen shoots off his own penis and a wife tries to bite her husband’s penis off! ( Pretty much none of these end well….) And finally we close the show out with a look at the Oklahoma tornado and its destructive power. Welcome to summer, see everyone in a few weeks. =)
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Show Links:
Statehouse Streaker With ‘Extra Human Strength’ Puzzles Authorities
Spookydate: Filling a Coffin-Sized Hole in the Singles Market
Power of Okla. tornado surpassed Hiroshima bomb
Police: Fla. teen accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle
Man chops off own penis on Penryn street:
Christina Salinas Allegedly Bit Husband’s Penis After He Made Her Leave Rodeo Early
Connecticut’s 17-Year Cicada Brood is About to Wake Up
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