Sep 122015

Welcome back for a prequel of sorts to our last episode.

Ottawa County 911 UFO Incident, Holland, Michigan (1994)

On the evening of March 8, 1994, residents of Southwest Michigan began seeing strange things in the skies over Lake Michigan to the south of Holland. Blue, white, red, and green lights, sometimes attached to cylindrical objects, and sometimes performing unusual maneuvers, were reported.

911 operators began receiving calls at around 9:30 p.m. about something that looked like “a string of Christmas lights way up in the sky.” It wasn’t just a few people reporting these things; it was counties all up and down Lake Michigan. Some sources said 300 witnesses, including several police officers, saw the lights.

There were so many reports that one of the Ottawa County 911 operators decided to call the National Weather Service radar operator at Muskegon. The conversations that 911 had with the NWS operator were entirely recorded and presented here.

Links related to the show


1994 Ottawa County UFO sightings remain unexplained

Lights, Radar Blips Still Have Michigan Folks Wondering


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Sep 082015


Episode 158 The Trumbull county Ohio UFO incident of 1994 tapes.

In this episode we take a look at the 1994 Trumbull County 911 calls. We play the full 911 calls and police dispatch audio as the event unfolded over a 6 hour period.  Police officers chased something through 5 counties.  Big Thanks go out to Oppono Astos and his Youtube channel for compiling these tapes.

Oppono describes the incident on  his Youtube page as follows.

” The Trumbull County, Ohio 911 UFO Incident (1994)

The incident occurred on December 14th 1994 at approximately 11pm and lasted for about 6 hours. Calls began to come into the Trumbull County 911 Center, and local TV station WYTV Channel 33 in Youngstown, Ohio from concerned, and at times, frantic local residents.

But the nature of these calls were anything but routine. Instead, callers reported seeing a large, luminous object that made no sound, and hovered awfully low to the ground. They were certain it wasn’t an airplane, helicopter, weather balloon, falling star, or the planet venus.

Initially, the dispatch operator and officers on duty that evening, can be heard actually joking about the situation. However, the mood would soon become quite serious, as visual contact began to be confirmed by patrolman from several different stations, including The Howland and Liberty Townships, as well as Hubbard, Girard and Trumbull County Police Department.

Officers described the UFO as a huge, brightly luminescent object, with multicolored pulsating lights, and lit up the sky, and lit up the ground below it in an erie red light, as if it were daylight. According to officers and residents, the object made no noise, and was seen hovering above houses, and disturbingly low to the ground.

The entire recording presented here was compiled from the actual police radio telecommunications audio tapes of the Trumbull County 911 Center. A copy of the audio tapes was accidentally obtained by ufologist Kenny Young in 1994 while investigation another ufo incident.”


Find the Oppono’s Youtube video and page here:

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Sep 042015

This week we take a step back to our Paranormal Historical roots and take a look at the ghosts of those who gave all.  We go to listverse for a look at 10 Menacing Military Ghosts, Arthur Mechans “The Bowman”  A native American legend about a Brave saved by a spirit and many more historical military hauntings.


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Aug 222015

The 2015 Florida special

As summer of 2015 begins to wind down Project Archivist  takes our yearly look at the weirdest news coming out of Florida, The sunshine state. This episode we are joined by Chuck from the Wheelnerds podcast and much hilarity and salt language ensues.  Some of the topics in this episode, A Florida dad takes his 16 year old daughter to a stripper club, Bear drags Florida woman from garage by the head!, Florida woman repeatedly calls 911 about how good her sandwich was, Intruders use holograms to abduct Florida man’s wife, Man dances on roof of car to protect children from vampires, McDonalds milkshake road rage, Unlicensed plastic surgeon leaves man with 1 inch mutilated penis and much much more.

Some links from the show:

A Florida Dad Took His 16-Year-Old Daughter to a Strip Club and Let Her Snort Cocaine

Bear drags Florida woman from garage


 Florida man tells police his wife was abducted by intruders using holograms

Florida man dances on patrol car to protect children from vampires

Inside the tiny town built for sex offenders: The spiritual ‘safe haven’ in Florida where 200 criminals and their relatives live side-by-side

Man named Phuc Kieu tries to ‘sexually assault, rob’ passerby

‘My Little Pony’ sexually arouses child-porn suspect, report says


‘I did unmentionables to a stuffed animal’: Florida man, 19, charged with performing lewd act on a TOY HORSE at Walmart

Unlicensed Florida plastic surgeon faces charges for leaving patient with 1-inch, ‘mutilated’ penis

Potato salad thrower popped in nail salon shenanigans

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Aug 152015

Episode 156 Daniel Harms The Book of Oberon : A Sourcebook of Elizabethan Magic

In this week show Daniel Harms rejoins us to talk about The Book Of Oberon.  A meticulous transcription and translation of a sixteenth-century manuscript acquired by the esteemed Folger Shakespeare Library. Unlike the more theoretical magic books of the era, this collection of spells, secrets, and summonings was compiled gradually by unknown authors for working practical magic. The Book of Oberon includes rituals for summoning a long list of spirits and faeries (including Oberion, Fairy King and close relation to Shakespeare’s Oberon); original drawings; common prescriptions used by cunning folk; instructions for dealing with Goetic demons that were censored in other texts; one of the oldest known copies of the magical manual The Enchiridion; and much more.


Daniel Harms (New York) holds master’s degrees in anthropology and library and information science. He has been published in the Journal for the Academic Study of Magic and the Journal of Scholarly Publishing, and has authored books on horror fiction and folklore.


Purchase the book of Oberon At Amazon. Click link Below

The Book of Oberon: A Sourcebook of Elizabethan Magic


Purchase the Long Lost Friend. Click Link Below

The Long-Lost Friend: A 19th Century American Grimoire


Praise for Daniel Harms – The Long-Lost Friend


“Each time (Holman) prints a spell ‘which has effected many a cure where doctors could not help,’ he keeps readers believing in their own powers, encouraging them to be self-reliant … even when there may be a professional around.”—The Smartest Set (Drexel University)



“… its influence on the magickal traditions of the United States (and beyond) is immense…the recent release of the Harms edition…will help to awaken interest in this curious and vital piece of Occult Americana.”—



“An invaluable resource, this reproduction is a ‘must-have’ for anyone interested in America’s folk-magick past, with much gratitude owed Mr. Harms and Llewellyn for making this vital work available and accessible.”—


“It’s a surprisingly stuffed text with a tremendous amount of folkloric value, and if you have interest in American folk magic at all I highly recommend it.”—New World Witchery



“It’s an attractive edition, and the pragmatic nature of the contents might be an eye-opener for anyone whose ideas of historical magic have been influenced by the wizards and necromancers of popular fiction.”—



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Aug 062015

Episode 155 Fast Food Freak outs and other Happy Meal Toys

Welcome back from our summer hiatus. Back fresh from vacation, Roe and Lobo jump straight into the world everything weird to do with fast food. A Whitecastle employee eats a girls face off, Cops hate burritos, Cant get it your way? Just start a fight a gangf fight or call 911, McDonalds will make you assume your ultimate form , poo on yourself and give you a Mix tape, Taco…Bell knife fights and hot sauce for sale on Ebay and what’s really in that Taco meat?, Burning tree’s for the KFC , Ordering donuts with a sword, Chik-Fil-A birds attacking customers and shooting off in the bathroom and Spouse abuse with a McChicken sandwich.. Plus Roejen reveals the McGangbang sandwich.

Links from the show:

A KFC Employee Set Some Trees On Fire After He Thought He Was Fired

Burger King Brawl erupts in Charlotte NC

McDonald’s customer punched policeman then got naked in cell and smeared himself with poo

Florida deputy charged in Taco Bell road rage case involving a gun and a burrito

In-N-Out Burger Flipper Disables Car, Attempts to Murder Boss in Parking Lot

Man Arrested After Using McChicken Sandwich to Assault Wife

Man Goes Taco Loco & Allegedly Drives Through Taco Bell Window

Massachusetts man calls police to complain of McDonald’s order

McDonalds Employee fired for placing his Mixtapes in Happy Meals


Ohio man accidentally shot himself in Chick-fil-A while pulling up his pants: cops 

Sword-wielding man robs Dunkin’ Donuts


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Jul 222015


Welcome back everyone. This week its just Lobo and Roe covering the weirdness.  This weeks show, Gays Are Lacing Fireworks with Homosexual Chemtrails, ‘Vampires’ keep doctors in the dark for fear of stereotyping- study, Black Chicago Men Start KKK Chapter, Cite Declining Culture, Creator of Pink Plastic Lawn Flamingo Donald Featherstone Dies at 79, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata Dies At 55, San Francisco techies hiring Wiccan witch to protect computers from viruses, Miner Says Foreman Painted His Testicles white, Public Masturbation Legal In Sweden- Self-Pleasure On The Beach Is ‘OK,’ Lawyer Says, Diner Expects ‘Jesus’ To Pay Buffet Bill.

Show Links:

Black Chicago Men Start KKK Chapter, Cite Declining Culture

Creator of Pink Plastic Lawn Flamingo Donald Featherstone Dies at 79 – NBC News

Diner Expects ‘Jesus’ To Pay Buffet Bill- Police

Gays Are Lacing Fireworks with Homosexual Chemtrails – Liberal Darkness

Nintendo President Satoru Iwata Dies At 55

Public Masturbation Legal In Sweden- Self-Pleasure On The Beach Is ‘OK,’ Lawyer Says

San Francisco techies hiring Wiccan witch to protect computers from viruses – Business Insider

‘Vampires’ keep doctors in the dark for fear of stereotyping- study – Yahoo News CompNewsNetwork – Miner Says Foreman Painted His Testicles

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Jun 282015


For this week’s show we are joined by returning guest and fan favorite Ted Roe.

In this show we discuss the history of China’s Shaolin monks.  We look at when and where the first Shaolin temple was established, The first Shaolin master, Bodhidharma,The Buddhist idea’s that Shaolin draw from and how Shaolin training works to reach enlightenment. We also venture into notable members of Shaolin history and the role of Shaolin, Shaolin folklore, notable historical members of Shaolins past and the role of Shaolin today.

Ted Roe is the Executive Director of NARCAP ( The National Aviation Reporting Center on Anomalous Phenomena), Photographer for National Geographic, A free diving instructor, A sword master and Sensei for his Dojo. Teds martial arts resume is far greater then I feel like posting here but rest assured, he is the modern day monk/Jedi of our time. Ted currently resides in Hawaii were he can be found meditating under his tree in Kona and communing with the volcano on a spiritual level.


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Jun 142015

In this episode,. Roejen deals with lack of sleep and two toothaches from hell. We fall back into he “ramble cast” and go all over the place, Italian Eels hooked on Cocaine, Cardboard bank robber holds off S.W.A.T teams for hours, French woman selling magic cheese, The return of Crystal Pepsi and Surge, Canadian bus Driver assaulted by urine and vomit, The “Jared diet has failed me! So I’ll knock off a Subway!, Macaroni trail to Justice!! Londons Batman and other less then super heroes. More Biblical Jack ass and finally, in light of Rachel Dolezal’s “self identifying as a black woman” and Bruce Jenner now self identifying as a woman, And Pluto self identifying as a planet….. Roejen decides to self identify as ” A planet Jupiter”.

Links and Show notes.

Are Italian Eels Coke Addicted Fiends?

Cardboard Bank Robber Holds Off SWAT for Hours

Cops Follow Trail Of Macaroni Salad Straight To Robbery Suspects

Crazy teen blames failed ‘Jared Diet’ for going on Subway robbery spree

The ’90s are back: Crystal Pepsi is making a comeback

A 74-year-old woman is standing trial for allegedly orchestrating a $15 million ‘magic cheese’ scam

‘Surge’ sells out after Internet fans make Coke bring it back

Victoria bus driver assaulted with urine, vomit while on the job

Woman calls bullsh*t on pastor’s claims that he raised her brother from the dead during church service

Crazy man in the U.K. wears Batman-like costume, actually saves two people from being mugged

10 Outrageous Real Life Superheroes


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Jun 072015


In this episode of Stasis ,Roejen takes a look at the strange phenomenon of Tinfoil Hats


Show links:

A Brief Cultural History of the Tin Foil Hat

The True Origin Of The ‘Tin Foil Hat’ And Why It’s The Stupidest Thing To Wear If You’re Paranoid About The Government

The History Of The Tin Foil Hat

Tin Foil Hats Actually Make it Easier for the Government to Track Your Thoughts

High-tech sound will be all in your head

The league of lady conspiracists in collaboration with DogHorse, Miss Prism and myself, present an educational film about how to avoid the threat of mind control.

“The Tissue-Culture King,” Julian Huxley, 1927

Julian Huxley

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